if only ...

I blame popular culture for the inconsistency of my predictions, more like, I blame the writers and producers that can't meet my expectations.... 

My list starts with Disney and The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Simply because Quasimodo should have beaten that blonde dude down and won Esmeralda's love; but instead the hot hunk gets the sexy gypsy girl.. I'm just gonna give you a real life example, Shakira! sexy gypsy with a bf with an ass face... I'm just saying Disney got it all wrong. I think they got my complaint and that's why they had to come up with Movie número 2.

Then we have The Twilight Saga...

Why in hell did Bella choose Edward again ??? F$cking asshole made me cry throughout the beginning of the second book. I've hated Mr. Sucker ever since that incident. I've been waiting for Bella to realize Jacob was the real deal, but no, she's this little brat with a suicidal persona. But I'll tell you why she chooses Edward. Well, Edward is white and has a lot of money, not to mention he has traveled the world (EUROPA! and he's a Republican who supports Sara Palin and volunteered for her campaign when she was running for governor... hhhmmm, let's just say i might have made that last part up, but he is a Republican), and sucked hundreds of pu$$ies necks, which gives him "experience" with women. This argument is followed by the obvious, Jacob is a poor Indian boy and a mechanic (which means he's mostly covered in oil, which makes him a dirty Indian) who has never put a foot/paw out of Washington state. Sooo white American girl with Indian boy is a no no, but white girl and Serial Killer is a win win. go figure.

Another couple I'd like to see are Elena and Damon (The Vampire's Diaries), simply because their constant hate relationship is really sexy, and, did anyone watch them dance on the beauty pageant episode?? the way they stared at each other was just perfectly HOT!

But the one couple that truly broke my heart was Forrest and Jenny (Forrest Gump). The producers couldn't get him a nice girlfriend, he was in love with the wrong person and don't matter how the movie goes, she just had sex with him, happened to get pregnant and contacted him again not 'cause she Loved him, but because she needed him to take care of her kid... Yeah, she had a hard life, especially as a child but she also had the chance to have a good life but simply decided to take the easy way out, sex and drugs. For all I care she used him. OH, she also contacted him because he was white and rich! 

In conclusion, the world needs to adapt their stories to whatever I say. 

Thirty [30] Days of Me: Day [06]

Day Six 

Favorite super hero and why 

HIT-GIRL

"I can't see through walls but I can kick your ass." Hit Girl, Kick-Ass

Why would you even bother to ask; oh well, I guess that's part of the process. She is more like the heroine of heroines. I know super-powers are overrated but no one said anything about the to-be-pure-AWESOME power.

Here are some reasons to love Hit Girl:

First. She knows how to handle knives! 

and her throat cutting can come in handy on Christmas season when my family needs to slash that big fat Puerco, and cocinarlo on the Caja China.

Second. She know how to throw that thing and swing from building to building

in my experience, tree swinging can be dangerous so building to building is just hysterically cool.

and Finally. She knows how to shoot a F#cking gun.

Wonders of a Wednesday!

Let's just say my afternoon was really good!
My friend David [dah-vid] gets these free tickets for the pre-screenings of the hottest Summer movies ALL the effing TIME! and i love that. 

The Ride

I get in his car, all fun, and he decides not to go straight to the Palmetto; so we end up driving away from it to actually getting on it, to getting down cuz of traffic, and driving up to Kendall Drive (even though we were going to Sunset), to actually parking. I call that ONE Awesome Trip! or an-hour-and-fifteen minutes worth of gold, yeah! shiny real goldy gold.

The Mid-Time

We get to the theater and we see no one making the line, so as the good hungry human being I always am, I decide to get some pizza time with David. Move forward a block-and-a-half away from Sunset Mall and we got to eat at POWERPIZZA - cool name, ah? okay pizza too. But on our way back we experienced one of those mind blowing moments... a mannequin with a boob hanging out.. I KNOW!!! how funny is That!? really funny I'd say. Proof>> 

We got back and to our surprise O_O the line in front of us was pretty long. Turns out we had looked at the wrong place, so the line was starting at a different location, and that's why before we had seen no one, FAIL! But hey, I got a free bottle opener and I still got my fav spot - five rows from the screen. You might think "oh, that sucks" ... No, it does not. It's actually freaking awesome, you should try it sometime. Okay, so the next part is awesomer, as you know I got a free ticket to watch this movie, I got a pretty awesome ride, I'm stuffed, they gave me a free bottle opener (for every time I drink from the Classic Coca-Cola bottles. lol), and now they have prepared a mind reading session with a guy that's freakinglish funny just for the pre-screening *tone of excitement*. how COOL is that!? damn cool I'd say. The guy does the show says bye and the movie starts.

The Movie 

Today we got to see Dinner for Schmucks--and let me tell you, it's HIGHlarious. Steve Carell's face is more than enough to make you laugh, and slip an "aaawww" from time to time.

David says the movie reminded him of "I Love You Man", I guess cuz of Paul Rudd and the issue of friendship and all that but I don't agree. This movie is about appreciating a good relationship and laughing your a$$ out while at it. Oh well, I guess it is a little alike to ILYM..lmao.

Oh, and they have this actress with a really awesome haircut, click on haircut to see it ;P

song from movie: The Fool on the Hill by The Beatles 

PS. the moon tonight is beautiful. at least at around 10pm it was.