My list starts with Disney and The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Simply because Quasimodo should have beaten that blonde dude down and won Esmeralda's love; but instead the hot hunk gets the sexy gypsy girl.. I'm just gonna give you a real life example, Shakira! sexy gypsy with a bf with an ass face... I'm just saying Disney got it all wrong. I think they got my complaint and that's why they had to come up with Movie número 2.
Then we have The Twilight Saga...
Why in hell did Bella choose Edward again ??? F$cking asshole made me cry throughout the beginning of the second book. I've hated Mr. Sucker ever since that incident. I've been waiting for Bella to realize Jacob was the real deal, but no, she's this little brat with a suicidal persona. But I'll tell you why she chooses Edward. Well, Edward is white and has a lot of money, not to mention he has traveled the world (EUROPA! and he's a Republican who supports Sara Palin and volunteered for her campaign when she was running for governor... hhhmmm, let's just say i might have made that last part up, but he is a Republican), and sucked hundreds of pu$$ies necks, which gives him "experience" with women. This argument is followed by the obvious, Jacob is a poor Indian boy and a mechanic (which means he's mostly covered in oil, which makes him a dirty Indian) who has never put a foot/paw out of Washington state. Sooo white American girl with Indian boy is a no no, but white girl and Serial Killer is a win win. go figure.
Another couple I'd like to see are Elena and Damon (The Vampire's Diaries), simply because their constant hate relationship is really sexy, and, did anyone watch them dance on the beauty pageant episode?? the way they stared at each other was just perfectly HOT!But the one couple that truly broke my heart was Forrest and Jenny (Forrest Gump). The producers couldn't get him a nice girlfriend, he was in love with the wrong person and don't matter how the movie goes, she just had sex with him, happened to get pregnant and contacted him again not 'cause she Loved him, but because she needed him to take care of her kid... Yeah, she had a hard life, especially as a child but she also had the chance to have a good life but simply decided to take the easy way out, sex and drugs. For all I care she used him. OH, she also contacted him because he was white and rich!
In conclusion, the world needs to adapt their stories to whatever I say.
