"the day Laura couldn't go to the beach and Camilo saved the world"

Today

hey hey

hey, how u doing?

how was the beach?

pretty good

SOME GUY ALMOST DIED

or, was maimed

what?! how?

but yea, some guy on a jetski brought his jetski on the beach, right? but he's not very good at jetskiing (sic?), right? so he's still going full throttle onto the sand, and comes like 6 yards on to the beach, and almost ran over this dude (we'll call him tracy). Tracy does some crazy matrix moves to jump out of the way JUST in the nick of time.

It was crazy

LMAO

tracy is soooo coooolll

that sounds awesome

it really was pretty wild

this was right in front of us, too. if that guy were going even faster than he was, then he would have run over tracy and hit me

oh, man, so u didnt even get a scar?

nothing to tell ur kids's kids

haha, nah, as it stands, he was too far

LAME!

lol

hmm

you're right

i need to start making up stories

i've got a scar on my foot from a bathroom door that got stuck inside once

we need to figure out a cool story for that one

yeah, just get that scar u got when u were 8, and start making up stuff

exactly!

what about you, any scars with potential for cool stories?

say that the guy actully ran u over with the jet skii

while he was running away from akiller whale

seriously... but someone ran me over with a jetski and all i got was one cm sq scar on my foot?

hahahaha

hmm, i need a bigger scar

lol, a killer whale

so he runs over me, but the killer whale is still chasing him

it was bigger but a guy with surgical tools performed a surgery right there but he had a stroke right there and couldnt finish

lmao

so of course, we had to get up quick and knock down the killer whale, right

YES!

i think I have some scabs on my leg that can be from the whale

but it was willy so u didnt have the heart to kill it

of course not

he needs to be free

exactly

wow! we're good!

yea seriously

hahaha

lets write a book

about scar stories

"the day laura couldnt go to the beach and camilo saved the world"

lmao

man, I can't believe that surgeon had a stroke

wild

SCARy STORIES

wait, when did I save the world?

yeah, too bad he couldnt perform on himself

u frreed willy

otherwise it would have become a zombie whale

that saves the world?

oh shit

At this point, I think we're millionaires

At least, I'd watch this movie

that would have been disastrous cus the aliens watching over us would have taken the opportunity to invade Earth

imma get a house on star island now

Then we just went off to talk about aliens on prince william's wedding and other crazy stuff... GREAT CHAT!

=D