Sunday, April 10, 2011

My sister, the clever one?

You never know what you have until you speak to it. FACT!

lil sis: "you're so annoying when u talk like that, you know.. life is not ALL about you, Laura ........it's about me ..at least my life is." lol

Me: I like mine because it has an owl in it, I really like owls, they're cool.
lil sis: wanna get a bunny?
Me: uh, what?!
lil sis: you like owls, do you want to get a Bunny?
Me: what's the correlation between owls and bunnies???
lil sis: they're both cool.
Me: O_o LOL!

I can't help it..it was love when my mom told me she was pregnant, it all went down hill from there on.., :P 


update: 
lil sis: "why did it go downhill? because I'm taller than u, so I don't have to look up to you..." 
LMAO

Saturday, April 2, 2011

"the day Laura couldn't go to the beach and Camilo saved the world"

Today
hey hey
hey, how u doing?
how was the beach?
pretty good
SOME GUY ALMOST DIED
or, was maimed
what?! how?
but yea, some guy on a jetski brought his jetski on the beach, right? but he's not very good at jetskiing (sic?), right? so he's still going full throttle onto the sand, and comes like 6 yards on to the beach, and almost ran over this dude (we'll call him tracy). Tracy does some crazy matrix moves to jump out of the way JUST in the nick of time.
It was crazy
LMAO
tracy is soooo coooolll
that sounds awesome
it really was pretty wild
this was right in front of us, too. if that guy were going even faster than he was, then he would have run over tracy and hit me o.O
oh, man, so u didnt even get a scar?
nothing to tell ur kids's kids
haha, nah, as it stands, he was too far
LAME!
lol
hmm
you're right
i need to start making up stories
i've got a scar on my foot from a bathroom door that got stuck inside once
we need to figure out a cool story for that one
yeah, just get that scar u got when u were 8, and start making up stuff
exactly!
what about you, any scars with potential for cool stories?
say that the guy actully ran u over with the jet skii
while he was running away from akiller whale
seriously... but someone ran me over with a jetski and all i got was one cm sq scar on my foot?
hahahaha
hmm, i need a bigger scar :D
lol, a killer whale
so he runs over me, but the killer whale is still chasing him
it was bigger but a guy with surgical tools performed a surgery right there but he had a stroke right there and couldnt finish
lmao
so of course, we had to get up quick and knock down the killer whale, right
YES!
i think I have some scabs on my leg that can be from the whale

but it was willy so u didnt have the heart to kill it
of course not
he needs to be free
exactly
wow! we're good!
yea seriously
hahaha
lets write a book

about scar stories
"the day laura couldnt go to the beach and camilo saved the world"
lmao
man, I can't believe that surgeon had a stroke
wild
SCARy STORIES
wait, when did I save the world?
yeah, too bad he couldnt perform on himself
u frreed willy
otherwise it would have become a zombie whale
that saves the world?
oh shit
At this point, I think we're millionaires
At least, I'd watch this movie
that would have been disastrous cus the aliens watching over us would have taken the opportunity to invade Earth
imma get a house on star island now

Then we just went off to talk about aliens on prince william's wedding and other crazy stuff... GREAT CHAT!
=D