DISCLAIMER: This is a Christmas Hate Article, please read with parent supervision or ... whatever.
There are several reasons why Christmas is OVERRATED, and the only one I'm going to give you (simply because is 3:00 a.m. and I wanna get this over with) is because HUMANITY! has been celebrating it for HUNDREDS of years, get OVER it already; it's not like I celebrate my birthday every year, oh, thats right, I DO (hehehe, ignore my last argument). Sooo, as I was saying, not only is overrated but it gets boring and I just feel like I hate people more than ever when this season comes around. No, it's not because everyone smiles most of the time and happiness flourishes all around, although so much happiness kinds of gets to me, but because... :
- (One) Radio stations start playing Christmas songs every ten mins, and most of them have this MELLOW melody that makes me depressed and adds on to the ordinary amount of boredom I get to take everyday.( No. 1 song that should be banned Burrito Sabanero; freaking Ass doesnt die for walking so many miles to Belen every year)
- (Two) People start decorating their houses in such a hideous way, that seriously 'me da pena'. If you are gonna put that little amount of lights you shouldda saved the money and get yourself some paint for your house; OR (on some other cases) put yourself together and realize that your decorative abilities SUCK really bad so YOU! *pointing finger* make my neighborhood look...like a carnival, and a really bad one cuz Santa's Enchanted..BS's got some really nice lights.
- (Three) Freaking streets couldnt be any more crowded during this time of the year. Like, picture this, before Christmas Season I know I shouldnt get out between 4 and 7'30 p.m cuz I'll be stuck on traffic for an hour....now, during Christmas Break there is no freaking way you can determine the best time to avoid traffic cuz IT DOES NOT EXIST..at least not in Miami. And the Malls are like Freaking CHINA!!! itself (it's good to point out that I really dont like crowded places). This reason should be number one cuz i hate it the most, but once again im tired and blog editing is frustrating.
- (and Four) It's been statistically proven that the rate of accidents increases during Christmas Season (correct me if I've got my facts wrong).
But hey, there is stuff I love about Christmas:
- Ashley Tisdale's 'Last Christmas'
- Good Decorated House :] keep them nice
- and the happiness it brings to some (e.g. My 'closest' friends, and those kids whose life situation is alleviated by charity)
don't be a hater! that said:
ReplyDelete1) stations below 92 fm never play the same songs; 2) ya, i don't like putting up, or taking down xmas decorations, but only cos my parents usually do a lot; 3) ya, I actually do hate this and all that goes with general crowdness (in this shopping center in davie, popos are rolling around all over with lights on, bikes, atvs, watchtowers . . . its ridiculous); and 4) sounds probable, for sure burglary/shop-lifting go up
El trafico es de madre! LOL.
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel.
However, I love buying stuff to give.
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